~The main cafe chat~

-Caught the males wrist before the slap landed and with a light twist had his form behind him restraining his movement lest he wished for discomfort.-

I was working at the age of twelve for 5 hours a day that was before and after school.
Besides,age means nothing when you are getting a job unless you are under 16, if you are over, you can get most jobs.
Even if you say "not where i live." i've known people across the pond who work more than 3 hours a week ._.

So no excuses lazy bones

cant work as a server OR at a gas station OR at the bowling alley, OR as a driver for restraunts OR at a movie store, gotta be 18, so that does include age restrictions. pick n save has no openings, nor does Kmart, gotta find my friend to see if he can get me a job at target, gotta wait for walmart to be built, and gamestop said to try at the end of august. my only shot is to see if there are any places out of town, which kills an eigth of a tank of gas. i would know because my job now is out of town. so dont call me lazy, ive done my research.

and really? an arm twist? easy peasy. i could either A: dislocate my arm and twist around or B: flip sideways (heel drop to your temple always optional) thank god for tae kwon do, gymnastics and lacrosse -.-

Strange how you managed to "Escape " the technique to subdue prisoners hyped up on drugs, Mainly speed and steroids. where pain means nothing unless it is severe....Frankly dislocating your own arm is very painful, maybe you should try it in real life.Simple turning it around as you put it would also put strain on your muscles potentially damaging them for life, twisting nerves etc.

Also i would like to see if you managed to flip sideways, Because you cannot do it from this position, For one i am behind you have all three advantages of power position and weight.

You "Escape methods" are pure fantasy, What you see in the films, If anything they are nothing but wishfull thinking.Doesn't matter what type of training you have, the only real method you could use is a throw but because i have one of your arms under my control and your other in the opposite position to wear it wants to grab. I don't see that happening...

These are taught to every HMP prisoner officer, And i would guess that murders and the like, are much more brutal than you during a riot.The moves play on the pressure,boundries and weakspots in the human body.Doing as little damage while inflicting vast pain.SO yea, Nice try

Buuuuuuuudddy

How could i call such a creative mind, lazy . My bad more like...well, i cant say here

Get an apprenticeship or some shit or even work two jobs.

Noes Fayte has gone all prison! Soon he'll be telling us how to really break out of prison and about the secret drug trades!

And its nice to see you two getting along. XD

wouldnt it be handy to know how to get out of prison? XD

Yeh someone should write a manual on how to do it! D:

in a secret code formulated inside the prison itself

Lol someone might notice that the prisoners keep escaping though...

they do and apparently, it is funny

Why? They just sit there watching the prisoners running away outside and wonder how they did that?

XD something like that, They have a story called spider man. Is pretty funny

Spider man? Whats that about?

Well a prisoner one day decided that he wanted to be free, so when they were in the yard he managed to climb up onto the roof and decided to wait there until the rubbish collection turned up.

Well, the prison has cctv and was watching this guy lie down in the rain waiting for a biffa.
When it showed up he leapt off of the roof and onto the truck where he clung to it for dear life and looked like a squashed spider.
he didnt know he was being watch so when they searched the lorry, he decided to stay down, but of course it was all on camera.
The lorry was then given the okay to leave when just before it got to the gate,it stopped and swarms of guards came out and got him. Literally snatching away freedom from his grasp

Lol!! Wow poor guy, you always have to look out for cameras... I like how he decided to leave, the rest of the time he was happily sitting around. Xd

haha yea, its told better by people who were there tho :p


I fancy fish and chips....

Lol probably, it was probably etched into their minds as they watched him.

Then why not have some? With some lettuce and fresh tomatoes of course to be healthy.

Because ; I have no money?
I'ts three am?

BOTH D:!!

Aw your monies and time are against you... *Offers hug instead*

you dont go on msn anymore, i miss it D: -Cherished said hug.-

Yeh too busy or too tired usually... >.< I'm sure I wasnt that much fun....

u'd be suprised....

im off

Lol maybe.

I'll be going as well I think, sweet dreams. ^_^

Okay, i have a new suggestion for a roleplay, Peek if you want and give me some suggestions


((Lols intended , No harm meant.))

:shock: Erm.... yes? *Is hypnotised by the drumsticks*

He he he he Of course my dear.

-Takes a puff from his pipe.-