Fayte- The return

Like an overweight pheonix i struggle from the ashes of my old life , choking upon my own powdered corpse as i return back to you in a blaze of "OMG Someone put out out the chicken its on fire..Again."

D: i lost to he link to the site a while back when i come back i noticed alot of new folk sooooo, I thought i will reintroduce myself.
You know, the guy that will one day own all your eternal organs and souls.

Be nice to me <3

Lol I dont know about owning all that but you own the forum right now. XD Nice entry, and I'll be nice and give you a cookie.

Yey cookie <3

Hi I'm a new one, and you are back? what do you mean?

Check my post count, I eat new people

Now I understood.
no don't eat me cookies taste better!

No cookies are too sickly, Humans tastes like pork

No, chocolate taste better

Bull shite meat beats all! even the sweeter

I can prepair dino meat they taste better!

Dont be silly they are extinct, Plus i prefer my meat , fresh.

fresh meat?
what about chicken?

Only breast , not keen on the rest.

what about pig?

Pig = Pork, Pork tastes like people

and what about bull meat it's bigger than people.

yes but people are smaller and more, compressed. making the meat more concentrated and tastier

I also like meat, not human meat...
anyway you won't it me

You would be suprised, Ninja can be quick to fool

See the location where I am see, now look for me

I destroyed the house

this is becoming a game...

A mere ninja would not be able to stop me, This is no game, merely the brief moments where i decide to take your pitifull life or choose to spare it.

¬¬' let's be serious now

who isnt?